3/31/2006

A "Lucky" Frog


In the United States, you can call a telephone number and someone will predict your future. This is called the 'psychic hotline'. Well, one day, a little green frog decided to call the psychic hotline and see what his future held for him. The psychic told him, "You will meet a very beautiful girl, who will want to know everything about you." "That's great !" said the frog. "Where will I meet her? At a party? In the pond?" The psychic hesitated, then responded, "You will meet her next semester, in the Biology lab!"

Please tell me why you think this joke is funny?

PS. 現在的生物課, 還有解剖青蛙嗎?

6 Comments:

At 31/3/06 15:41, Anonymous 匿名 said...

Funny things:
1st “You can call a telephone number and someone will predict your future.”
2nd “You will meet a very beautiful girl, who will want to know everything about you.”
3rd “You will meet her next semester, in the Biology lab!”
In a word, this joke is worth thinking about the meaning of life.
9410173 thinks so.

 
At 31/3/06 17:33, Anonymous 匿名 said...

我覺得,這個笑話好笑的原因,主要在於結局出乎我們意料之外,讓人腦中浮現出小青蛙臉上三條線的表情。

另外,心靈導師能將悲慘結局闡述得如此美好,鬼扯的功力還真不是蓋的!!

這邊也貢獻一則笑話,相信很多人都看過了:
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

 
At 31/3/06 17:35, Anonymous 匿名 said...

忘記寫學號了=.=
9410238 Pinky

 
At 2/4/06 20:53, Anonymous 匿名 said...

Although the frog's dream will come true, but he will die when he meet the beautiful girl.

 
At 3/4/06 16:04, Anonymous 匿名 said...

It is funny.
The poor ftog.
9410342 peggy

 
At 4/4/06 00:34, Anonymous 匿名 said...

The frog has a wonderful dream, though it will died.

 

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