Todays Joke: The new business...

A young businessman had just started his own firm.He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.He spotted a man coming into the outer office.Wishing to appear the hot shot, the new businessman picked up the phone andstarted to pretend he had a big deal working, flinging papers around and talking big.Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ''And what can I do for you?''To which the visitor replied:''Not much, I've come to activate your phone lines.''