Peter's Law; 您喜歡哪一條?

這張Poster在我書房陪了我10年了, 我非常喜歡期中傳達的含意.

告訴我; 您喜歡哪一條? 問我嗎? 我都喜歡

看看您能翻譯幾條?


Peter's Law

...The creed of the sociopathic obsessive compulsive
1. If anything can go wrong, Fix it!( To hell with Murphy!)
2. When given a choice--Take both!
3. Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.
4. Start at the top, then work your way up.
5. Do it by the book... but be the author!
6. When forced to compromise, ask for more.
7. If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.
8. If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now.
9. If you can't win, change the rules.
10. If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.
11. Perfection is not optional.
12. When faced without a challenge, make one.
13. "No" simply means begin again at one level higher.
14. Don't walk when you can run.
15. Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity and a bulldozer when necessary.
16. When in doubt: THINK!
17. Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
18. The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
19. The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.