11/24/2008

Composition Joke





The teacher gave a boring composition topic to his student: Story needs to include love and noble
The teacher almost fainted when he saw this composition with one sentence only: 
The princess was pregnant

The teacher was mad. He asked the student to see him, and demanded him to add some science fiction element to it
The kid delighted added to his sentence: 
The Aquarius pincess was pregnant

The teacher furiously demanded him to add detective element
The kid wrote: 
The Aquarius princess was pregnant, who did this?

The teacher thought for a while and come up with a brilliant idea. Add religious element
The kid thought for a while and left the teacher's desk. The teacher was thrilled with his victory.

The next day, the teacher received the revised composition:













The Aquarius princess was pregnant. Oh my God, who did this?