Winnie the Pooh

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend.Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most excitingthingthey did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling theirstories.
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana."Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo."Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time."
Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?"
Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Shit!"

如果您了解pooh 是什麼, 您就會覺得好笑了 

Misunderstanding

◎針鋒相對

 一個衣著華麗，穿金戴銀的婦人匆匆 走進肉店… 

她無視其他人，趾高氣昂 地喊道：「喂！老闆，

給我一百元給"狗"吃的牛肉！」 

然後才轉身向後面另一名等待的婦人說：「我想

妳不會介意我插個隊吧？」

那婦人冷冷地回答：「當然不會，

既然你那麼餓，讓妳先買也無妨！」

◎哪兒賣的
 
 
那天逛到新光三越地下樓 , 發現一家賣麻糬的店
 
每一種看起都十分美味可口, 想買個來試試

我問店員 :「請問這是單賣的嗎」
 
店員: 「 不, 這是日本的」
 
我 :「 *&%^&%$%#$$@......」
 
 
 
◎ KISS
 
 
 有一次小光送他女朋友回家因為實在在忍不住  
就對他女朋友說：「我可以親妳一下嗎？」
才認識一個月的女朋友回答：「 不要臉！」
小光想了想，然後說： 「不要臉?那我親嘴好了！ 
 
 
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